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PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.33/5

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whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


Peep Show -


TAGS: peep show sho
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sho - April 1, 2014, 6:07 pm
Eh he eh he eh he alright >:)


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


OH KITTY MAN -


TAGS: show me the funny
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - August 21, 2009, 1:44 pm
Uhm, Person, then the Gerry McQuire line doesn't work.
Person - August 21, 2009, 1:42 pm
Hello, Kitty Man? or Hello Kitty Man? your choice. Lawl
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:40 pm
That's a good photoshop.


THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.


TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm
Excellent! 5L


COLLEGE HYGIENE -


TAGS: showers ponytails
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - August 29, 2011, 11:56 pm
And we have also noticed that you seem to be phoning it in, lower back-wise, lately. We were going to stage an intervention, Claire, but then we thought that getting you a new luffa would suffice. Enjoy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2011, 6:23 am
We know, We still have the cameras set up.
Claire - August 28, 2011, 5:21 am
Gross. GROSS. I'm happy to say I still shower every day.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:10 am
Buy the weigh ... baseball hats on dudes means only one thing. Because no dude does that after he's twenty to a full head of hair.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:07 am
Ooooh. I love this one. Partly because I'm conflicted. I totally love the look (baseball caps are even better), but I also immediately think that no chick does that to freshly washed hair.


Denny Crane and Allan Shore -


TAGS: crane allan alan allen shore boston legal tv show
Rating: 2.87/5

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CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 10:43 pm
What a pair of flamingos.
Lloyd - December 11, 2008, 6:49 pm
Denny Crane.


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Photoshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am
cheer Gary, and i did use photoshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use pohotshop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am
You 5hould work for Hallmark


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


MIRRORS -


TAGS: mirror pretend show
Rating: 4.76/5

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ZETTABYTER - October 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Truer words were never... typed? spoken? whatever.. maybe


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


FASHION SHOWS - There are veterans and then there are rookies.


TAGS: fashion shows
Rating: 3.86/5

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booger13 - March 25, 2010, 6:43 am
XD *busts out laffing* @ AGGY
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:03 pm
LOL! Is that Willem Dafoe in Streets of Fire?


HOT WATER -


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda kinky XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up


SHWOER HEADS -


TAGS: kinky shower pic fixed no nips ok
Rating: 4.78/5

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Reality Lord - August 24, 2010, 9:49 pm

ty for the comments and your 5's. sorry to see it down-voted...seems to be a growing trend.
vihtori - August 23, 2010, 11:26 pm
i love that there are st8 5's for this one. damn good!


WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent


TAGS: wrestling wwe the big show whale girl
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Erecrottod

ronsart - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
I want Mr. Culos as my Lawyer!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 5:51 pm
LMAO FOTF this is the best ever. i more think they look like brother and sister in the picture. this is the best day ever. even if i am middle aged and jobless. crap gotta go mom says dinners ready. Mac and Cheese my favorite.
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:35 pm
Then why do you seek legal council, don't you know you can't pluck feathers off a frog? I think you're just having us on, in real life you wouldn't be able to even see your keyboard and you don't look smart enough to type blind...
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:32 pm
It doesnt matter all the people that do shit like this are nothing but middle aged jobless bums living in their mothers basements trying to make meaning in their lives . I have a good life so I dont need to worry about losers like this
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
Hey Culos, That's Tooty!
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
ROR!
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Name one insult ? Are you slow you dont remember what you wrote ? Try going back and re reading it genuis
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
This is SOO much better than Wrestlemania! *Grabs Popcorn*
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
Name one (or don't if you don't want others to start flaming you)
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
You have nothing against me yet the message you leave "to help me not waste money" had MORE then one insult in it !!! Ya makes sense
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
freedom of speech in that great country you live in. The more you comment, the more people will laugh their asses off so take a hint and let it rest......
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:18 pm
Just got a PM from Jenna, Subject Piece of Shit, cointent, We'll see about that. Jenna please know I've got nothing against you I just hate to see you spend good money on a lost case, that's all. The picture is free domain and there is something called...
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Not illegal in any country except China, Bring it on Blubber! If you don't want to be on the web, keep you pictures to yourself, on the Interwebs you are fair game, as long as we don't actually harpoon you by mistake. Amen
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
Guess what ?!? I just happened to stumble across this pic and the "Whale girl" is me , and guess what else asshole Ive called the police and showed this and IVe called a lawyer you are getting sued !!!!This is illegal in SOO many ways
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:20 am
Well at least I have the benefit of knowing Edge won't be in the main event again...
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
That is funny but wrong man!!!!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:25 pm
She gave her shirt stretch marks!


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


NO WONDER - He's using Windows ...


TAGS: who cares about tags i mean they are neither shown douche
Rating: 3/5
lol - June 18, 2009, 8:24 pm
10 years old and its still funnier than 99 percent of the crap you have on this site.
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 12:30 am
Always likes this one - clever ;P
Casino2Fresh At Aim - August 30, 2008, 1:50 am
lol good pun, thats original
Bill Gates - June 27, 2008, 9:46 am
old. really old. but that is fucking funny.
J35u5M4 - June 14, 2008, 11:16 am
Couldn't stop laughing IRL
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 1:05 pm
EPIC LOOOL
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 29, 2008, 11:06 am
Two hilarious posters in one. I thnk this may be a first here.
Brian - May 29, 2008, 1:22 am
thats witty
Nice1 - May 28, 2008, 7:27 pm
Ok, I hate Macs and all... but that is actually really funny.


THE INTERNET -




DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.




PLAN B -


TAGS: paranoid showers fear
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:05 am
Why does that not surprise me? teehee thanks sho!
Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:27 pm
I'd give him some less cliche hiding spot ideas, that's for 5ure
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:56 am
Whoa...hold up! Cock isn't a "bad" word in a parallel universe of motifake. Well I'll be damned!
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:09 am
Haha! You got censored for saying cock. Dam...me too. To be certain no one gets ya Ugs best to shower with the curtain open...teehee.
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:50 am
This is so "Hitchcockian" it reminds me of The Bates Motel, Pwissy.
maoworks2 - March 17, 2013, 12:56 pm
Good One Misspriss 5 look Behind My Back L.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 11:02 pm
So...1 word in your comment and my minds gone to someplace very naughty...thanks hun!
GaryO - March 16, 2013, 5:04 pm
Quickly whipping out my violin, and playing it really weird and screechy


HAVE YOU EVER PONDERED - Why all the depictions of Adam and Eve show them with bellybuttons ?


TAGS: adam eve depictions show bellybuttons
Rating: 4.92/5

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Feasibly - March 2, 2012, 8:41 am
Sry Zetmonk, I had to get that off my chest...err stomach...er, you know what I mean! D'oh!
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Nooooooo... the mental image is staggering...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:55 pm
(Teehee)
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:53 pm
Man, the things we ponder sometimes...it's a wonder our bellybuttons don't serve as a$$holes.
crankyhead - March 1, 2012, 1:48 pm
The nerd in me can't resist...: Men have nipples, because mammals all start out as females in the womb. If you're going to be male, you won't start growing boy parts until the 6th week of gestation, and by then, you already own some girl parts. =)
Budog - March 1, 2012, 1:18 pm
Things that make you say, hmmmm...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
or why men have nipples. :/
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:27 pm
?.


THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH -


TAGS: show
Rating: 4.78/5

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SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus shot was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TIJUANA - It's not just about the Donkey Show anymore...




AND... - Yes,men are ALWAYS men.


TAGS: shower funny
Rating: 4.79/5

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7053 - July 7, 2011, 5:23 am
Well,that's why we call her "girl".One of I know always updates her status like that."Getting up""is having lunch".what I'm supposed to do?
Cloudchaser - July 6, 2011, 10:24 am
If she tweets (or whatever) that she's in the shower, what does she expect to happen?
7053 - July 6, 2011, 12:43 am
Gonna check that out !
house - July 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Theres a site called Social Faceplam where this type of stuff should be posted


"PHOTOS (1,069)" - For some reason, I don't want to see any of them




OOO! PULL OVER! - Looks like that guy could use a lift. No, that sign is just for show!


TAGS: sign show gun
Rating: 2.85/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm
I must admitt this is one of those " here's your sign" moments...


ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot


TAGS: ncis tv show sexy girl agent cop back bottom
Rating: 2.67/5

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CodenameBFG - January 31, 2009, 7:10 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! AND LOOK DAMN SEXY DOING IT. end of line.
ProfessorDouche - October 19, 2008, 5:09 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! FAIL!
Briton of Rose - October 6, 2008, 3:02 pm
For grammar's sake, this should read: "ZIVA DAVID - Only on television could a jazz singer this hot also be known as a "cold-blooded killer"."


BEARDS -


TAGS: show us yer ti crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2010, 5:44 pm
ROTFLMAO...what can I say! Excellent!


REFLECTION -




LOST IN TRANSLATION - When I said.., 'Go grab the Fish-Net & lets go to the Beach to catch a BIG one' this is NOT what I meant..!!




PEEP SHOW - SHAKE YOUR CANDY MAKER BABY !!!


TAGS: peep show
Rating: 3.67/5

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spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice one.
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:41 pm
Someone used this pic before, but not nearly as simply good as this one.
Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
This is funny


RED FOREMAN - He hates Robocop.


TAGS: red foreman 70s show robocop
Rating: 2.3/5

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lolman - September 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
Look what I got me.. a brand new SUX2000..... hey its just like yours clarence...... KABOOOOOOOOM
tubs - January 30, 2009, 6:31 pm
i'd buy that for a dollar !
robocop - October 3, 2008, 2:51 am
touche


LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


GENDERING CHILDREN - The boy can turn shapes into cool things, like a submarine. The girl can change the pattern on her dress. You should just tell your daughter to go make a sammich.


TAGS: kids tv shows have horrible messages
Rating: 4.42/5

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thatonechick - April 22, 2010, 8:49 am
"Watch this! I can turn my dress into the pattern of... STRAWBERRIES! Sing with me: 'Pattern Power!'"
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:13 am
That was definitely the wrong window. I was dancing to "I Touch Myself" in Austin Powers style.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:10 am
I did. was the Don King wig really necessary?.....or am I looking in the wrong window?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:56 am
I know. :) Didn't you see my dance I did for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh, I know....I've been stalking you.....
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:52 am
I work in a deli... But I'm off until tomorrow. I'd guess around 3PM on 1 Apr 2010. :S I never said I was a good sammich maker or general female person...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:47 am
I don't make many either...yours are great I was just bugging you a little..........what's the ETA on that sammich?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:44 am
It's not my fault. This is the message we get! LoL ... I told you I wasn't the best. I don't pump out ten thousand crap posters a day, though. And I COULD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:40 am
I love this one....but if you'd used the same words in three lines. the comedic timing would have been perfect....5L.....It's OK, We don't expect much from the fairer sex.....did someone say sammich?
R.S.Jake - March 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I am still waiting for my daughter make me a sammich. All I get are Soggy Cookies, and Banana Poofs. :(
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
daughter not son crap. fail
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
Amsome. what a father son tag team we have here.
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 9:07 am
LOL TOC - Was that Cubby you were screaming "Oh Daddy!" to?
Ed-Hyde - March 22, 2010, 6:50 am
Awkward, yes. Hilarious, yes. Worth reselling on the interwebs. Oh yes. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks, Sean. Hey Cubby, I wasn't aware you were my dad. This is awkward...
Cubbybear - March 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Go make me a sammich
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:10 pm
Well done. Very funny. And especially comeing from someone who still thinks it was Kool-Aid they passed out at Jonestown. *snickers*
rerun - March 20, 2010, 11:08 am

I am a little hungry.


DRAGON BALL Z -


TAGS: awesome show live action sucked
Rating: 4.38/5

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corbett06 - August 14, 2010, 9:29 pm
i finnaly watched soul eater...thats an interesting choice of avatar for you toc..medusa the witch..i think i spelled medusa wrong but oh well...its a good show
corbett06 - August 13, 2010, 9:01 am
yeah they do they also remind me of the throne gundam zwei from gundam 00
Bartimaeus - August 13, 2010, 12:43 am
Just started checking it out. That Zaku-looking one that chick pilots looks awesome. Those little drones she fires off kind of remind me of the Rose Gundam from G.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:53 pm
Very interesting. Tell me more.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
they have a new gundam out its name is kinda gay tho...gundam unicorn...but it continues the story of zion from like gundam x and gundam SD
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
Yeah, Medusa from Soul Eater. That was a good manga...never really got much into the anime with that one. I'm thinking about starting on DGrayman; it's kind of on my list next to Claymore.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
ah ok the character style looks similar...Dgray isnt bad i had a string of nights at work and was super bored so i watched it
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Soul Eater. I never could get into DGrey
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:23 pm
i agree with toc i liked the old ones but they should have made a new show not improved the old..toc is your avatar from D grayman?
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Mmmm... gotta admit, even I'M not the biggest fan of anything DragonBall. When Nick started playing DBZKai, I rolled my eyes. They should have spent that $ making a new show, not remastering the old one.
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:05 am
I tasted Bull teticles in Spain and Horse-balls in Belgium, haven't been able to slay a dragon yet, but who knows, I might like it after all...
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 3:27 am
So then, your problem isn't with DBZ but with anime in general. Doesn't that make you somewhat prejudiced?
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 1:04 am
I think not. Much closer to Bugs, Daffy, Jonny Quest & Wolverine. Hell, I have no idea what a sailor moon is.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Come on, Ice. What were you? A Sailor Moon fan?
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 11:26 pm
5l...my son loved this show
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 11:23 pm
Seriously, it was ghey.


OK THIS VAMPIRE SHIT IS... - gettin a little out of hand!


TAGS: tv shows
Rating: 3.89/5

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Skarrde - June 26, 2010, 3:26 pm
So, so true.


SHOWER SONGS - Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me




SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race.


TAGS: show off race fall accident ouch
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sex_feind - October 19, 2009, 4:05 am
Photoshopped!


THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking


TAGS: show me the monkey money girls roof pool pancakes
Rating: 2.92/5

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Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:29 pm
..... you want the monkey aPauling ... right? ... I'm sure he can take it up the ass.
Cubbybear - September 28, 2008, 6:54 pm
This is great


SHOWING OFF -




DUMBASS -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time joke expendable crew tv show double entende sexy girl star trek kirk
Rating: 2.75/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:59 am
Funny!


PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
Damn Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


RED SHIRTS -




I gotta pee -




THE 20 MINUTE WORKOUT - actually, more like 6 minutes


TAGS: 80 s workout show
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - December 6, 2010, 7:26 pm
I may never leave youtube again
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
LOL! That's what we call a "touch and go"
Airman - December 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
it's on YouTube!? see you later dudes
Sean - December 6, 2010, 7:00 pm
No comment (though I guess I coulda just not typed that).
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:57 pm
Did you make it past the screen shot, Sean?
Sean - December 6, 2010, 6:40 pm
HEY GUYS! It's on Youtube!!! See you later ... though not much later. *sigh*
Sean - December 6, 2010, 6:38 pm
ANTICIPATION Meaning: I could never make it past the opening credits. *sigh*
Airman - December 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
I might have over stated that. That was one sexy little show
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:17 pm
LMAO! Six minutes, Air? I'd have to include the commercial break for that amount of time.
shmoe13 - December 6, 2010, 5:01 pm
lol nice


BLONDES -


TAGS: show me your wits assignment
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 2:08 pm
Moderator! PM me please, whoever you are.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 3:36 pm
reply: "Where?"


SHOWING OFF - Man working out: "1... 2... 3..." Sexy girl walks by: "34... 35... 36..."




PURPLE -


TAGS: show me yours i will show you mine
Rating: 3.88/5

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FredricT - January 7, 2011, 6:56 pm
Grandpa always said it was an enemy marksmanship medal. Still, I'll give anyone respect if they served.
fred - February 10, 2010, 5:02 am
Must be for Apiata!


GOLDEN SHOWERS - Who doesn't love them?




PINK -


TAGS: another hand or another shower
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:22 pm
Have to agree 100%
Airman - June 7, 2012, 11:53 am
rosie IS kid friendly
lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:50 am

No hard feelings at all, SD. I'm a little surprised the mods didn't tell you to put it up at MAD, though. There is a broadly interpreted (apparently) rule that dictates posters for this site are supposed to be kid-friendly. Good poster!~
spacedog - June 7, 2012, 11:14 am
Thanks guys. lgvernon made a very classy poster 155410 from a female perspective, so I thought it would be funny to do a similar one from a male point of veiw. I hope there are no hard feelings, it wasn't meant to insult but compliment.
Kyronic - June 7, 2012, 7:48 am
I'm also a lefty, but there's a whole in that pocket, so my right is my strong arm.
Sho - June 7, 2012, 6:57 am
5 Lefty's
Bull - June 6, 2012, 11:37 pm
So that's what Aerosmith were singing about!! I thought it was vagina. High Five!! Wait, wash your hands first.
Reality Lord - June 6, 2012, 10:29 pm

omg...soooooo glad you're back.
Kyronic - June 6, 2012, 10:00 pm
My hand says it loves me, but he never wants to cuddle afterwards. I think it's cheating on me. If that's the case I'll cheat on it with my other hand.
Swampfox - June 6, 2012, 9:39 pm
As Jackson Brown put it, "Looks like it's me and you again tonight... Rosie."
Swampfox - June 6, 2012, 9:39 pm
As Jackson Brown put it, "Looks like it's me and you again tonight... Rosie."


CONAN, DAVE, JAY - The bar was set pretty high


TAGS: the tonight show
Rating: 4.04/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:51 am
Sweet! He will always be missed!
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:35 pm
the undesputed King of late night. 5 Carnac's
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:30 pm
They can't even see the bar that Johnny set.


IMMORTALITY - It always sounds fun at first until THIS guy shows up at your party


TAGS: the tv show should ve had kurgan win at the end
Rating: 3.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
Highlander references!


MISCALCULATION -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


I HAD A LITTLE RASH -




KITTY FORMAN - f*ck yeah!




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


BEER - Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.




TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat


TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....


A PLAY ON WORDS -


TAGS: gameshow grammar language host contestant
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 10, 2012, 7:57 am
LoL. I think the puzzle is Photoshop Contest but am checking with the judges. : )
ughomer - December 10, 2012, 7:50 am
Greybeard ~ what is a "PHYTLSHIP CULTIST?"


Frustration -




GOD WILL SHOW US -


TAGS: god show wally waldo
Rating: 4.83/5

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gas - January 20, 2012, 5:40 pm
mmm.. yes, it seems to be him... it's because its name is Waldo in some countries you ask that? if not, I don't get it xD
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:57 pm
Are You Sure That's Wally !
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 7:59 am
lol


FAVORITISM -




DOG SHOW ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: show dogs
Rating: 4.71/5

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aktarian - August 15, 2011, 4:25 pm
What does dog have to do with this? Is there one on the poster?
Greeny - July 7, 2011, 8:05 pm
Did you say something?


Experience Vayalar Ramavarma -




MARKETING -


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.


MAYBE NEXT TIME -


TAGS: game show
Rating: 4.33/5

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ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:26 am
My concern is why MissPriss is holding GaryO's hand while I am holding MaoWork's hand, Airman!!!
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 9:52 pm
OHHHHH, Family Feud……thought it was Hollywood Squares for a moment there…at least Colin is no longer hugging and kissing people (anywhere actually)….s-o-o-o-o what’d we win?
falloutghoul - October 29, 2012, 9:32 pm
I'll take Family Feud for 5L's, Airman.


OK GIRLS - It's time to show these bastards what women are really made of.




ADVICE -


TAGS: show them about regret
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
5ad but true.
ohhai - May 30, 2011, 2:36 am
oh hai


CHEER UP -




BEAUTIFUL WOMEN -


TAGS: beautiful women from inside and shows motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.76/5

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WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
Bruce Vilanch. The scary part is that his real boobs are bigger than this pic shows.
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
LOL
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
Sorry RON, but you're the competition, and motifake is dog eat dog, but not in a good way. (of course I fived it, you cheeky monkey)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
a total love only gets me a 3?...lol Thanks!...lol
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is wonderful, RON. A perfect parody. I totally love it. 3.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:56 pm
"they don't yell and they don't tell, and oh, they're greatful as hell" -- Benny Hill.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:55 pm
"they shall age, and their physical beauty shall leave, but a willingness attitude, is forever" 5L


MY NAME IS PAT ROBERTSON - . . . and Haiti 7.0 was my idea.




WISHES -




GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


YELLOW SHIRT -


TAGS: life time human nature power captain rule tv show star trek red
Rating: 3.13/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 5:13 pm
Probably needs Viagra cuz Scotty wouldn't beam him up


GLADIATORS -




JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.




Get out of the shower and see what's new on -




HONESTY - it's the best policy


TAGS: showgirls ugly greg honesty girl
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:29 am
The place IS in Las Vegas, at 3247 Industrial Road, and their website is at www.dejavu.com
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 17, 2008, 10:55 pm
I want to know if the ugly ones are cheaper, or at least pro rated based on amount of ugly.
Nayyvee guy - August 17, 2008, 7:09 am
Any where there is a Deja Vu they have that sign... Seen one just like it in vegas.
Wired - June 25, 2008, 9:28 pm
I swear... it was Clinton!
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:50 pm
Was she one of the 50?
DonsFTW - May 27, 2008, 2:34 am
Heh, good preemptive Your Mom joke. I got a good chuckle from it.
dons - May 27, 2008, 1:28 am
this is a picture of a strip club in Lakewood, WA near Ft Lewis and McChord AFB. I grew up in the area, and it brings back some good memories. and no, my mom wasn't one of the 3!


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge tijuana donkey show nobody i know sister
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
I love that show! 5/5
Neener - October 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
LOL


DISTRACTION -


TAGS: just enjoy the show cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:43 pm
LOL


TODAY MARKS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: culos gameshow
Rating: 4.84/5

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house - June 9, 2011, 12:37 am
Just trolling and came across this.....all hail airman for you are the legend of motifake. 5 pearl necklaces for you
Neener - March 7, 2011, 1:07 am
Not much makes me LOL these days but this did!
spacedog - March 3, 2011, 7:02 pm
LOL!
culos - March 3, 2011, 2:19 pm
could you please come over and clean my keyboard? I just snorted a short of Zubrovka Vodka over my laptop!


IT'S BEST - if you never ask "What are you thinking"




INTERNATIONAL WORKER'S DAY -




YES BOYS - -


TAGS: nice guys fappulous shower
Rating: 4.68/5

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GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 1:32 pm
VERY small bedroom.
steph1 - February 27, 2011, 2:45 am
that means you stand very close to the window?
GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 12:58 am
Or the bedroom curtains...


SHOWER HEAVEN -


TAGS: shower babe big o thnx rr
Rating: 4.64/5

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G4briel - August 23, 2010, 4:26 pm
Know this: I hate you. ..... DAMMIT!! I was meant to fucking sleep this night...
opiumstare - August 2, 2010, 11:11 am
hehe...love this


FEMALE SPORTS -




IT WAS I WHO WAS BAD -




74 CENTS IS 74 CENTS -


TAGS: peep show iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - July 21, 2011, 5:42 pm
Starring Diane(and her monkey)... so that's where 5150monkeylove went.


IT'S TIME TO PLAY -


TAGS: favorite game show
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - November 9, 2010, 5:23 pm
Sorry Spike.. you be wrong. I put it together.. it's 1. Hayak 2. Klum 3. Heigl 4. Lohan 5. Johannson 6. Jessica Simpson
spikeback - November 6, 2010, 5:40 pm
1 = Hayek 2 = Simpson 3 = Heigl 4 = Lohan 5 = Johannsen 6 = Klum These are not guesses, they are facts
Anonymous2 - November 6, 2010, 3:09 pm
I know 4 is Lohan, and that would make 5 Johannsen, thus that's the reds. I'm thinking 3 is Hayek, 6 is Klum, 2 is Heigl, and 1 is Ashlee (or is it Ashley, I forget) Simpson
culos - November 5, 2010, 4:50 pm
I meant 5 but got distracted.... I think I know that dress
Airman - November 5, 2010, 4:47 pm
must be past your nap time C.. you know 4 is Lohan
VladTepes12 - November 5, 2010, 4:46 pm
5 is hyak i think. and 2 i'm relativly sure is lohan.
culos - November 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
4 is Scarlett, don't really care about the rest


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